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SCENE 1 : Two brothers are sitting in their living room .( MOM smiles as she reminisces . She returns to the stove but continues speaking to her sons , but in a louder tone so they can hear her ) Steve , you really look like your father , and I'm so surprised you haven't even ATTEMPTED to go through any of the boxes your dad left you before he passed away .Your level of nerdiness has continued to escalate at an alarming pace ; in fact , if you get any nerdier , you're going to have to change your last name because I don't want anybody to know we're related ( laughs at his own insults ) .( laughs at his brother as he turns up the volume on the television to drown out the sound of LUCAS's voice ) LUCAS : ( speaking louder , almost shouting ) It's a law office , Steve , so I should look my best to be well - perceived .( LUCAS waits for STEVE to reply , but STEVE continues tidying the room and never answers . LUCAS turns and walks away . STEVE puts his clothes in the washing machine and goes to his room . ) [ SCENE 2 : The next morning , in the living room .I think I've had enough " clothes talk " for a lifetime , actually . Now get out of here since Mom says I have to clean up . ( STEVE starts gathering up clothes in the living room , putting them in his hamper . ) LUCAS : Ok , I'm leaving . ( starts to walk away , but turns back to look at STEVE ) Bro , it wasn't really " clothes talk .] LUCAS : ( frantically looking for something in the living room .

SCENE 1 : Two brothers are sitting in their living room . ( MOM smiles as she reminisces . She returns to the stove but continues speaking to her sons , but in a louder tone so they can hear her ) Steve , you really look like your father , and I'm so surprised you haven't even ATTEMPTED to go through any of the boxes your dad left you before he passed away . Your level of nerdiness has continued to escalate at an alarming pace ; in fact , if you get any nerdier , you're going to have to change your last name because I don't want anybody to know we're related ( laughs at his own insults ) . ( laughs at his brother as he turns up the volume on the television to drown out the sound of LUCAS's voice ) LUCAS : ( speaking louder , almost shouting ) It's a law office , Steve , so I should look my best to be well - perceived . ( LUCAS waits for STEVE to reply , but STEVE continues tidying the room and never answers . LUCAS turns and walks away . STEVE puts his clothes in the washing machine and goes to his room . ) [ SCENE 2 : The next morning , in the living room . ] LUCAS : ( frantically looking for something in the living room . I think I've had enough " clothes talk " for a lifetime , actually . Now get out of here since Mom says I have to clean up . ( STEVE starts gathering up clothes in the living room , putting them in his hamper . ) LUCAS : Ok , I'm leaving . ( starts to walk away , but turns back to look at STEVE ) Bro , it wasn't really " clothes talk . " ( sniffs the pot on the stove , crinkles his nose ) Hey , what's in this pasta , anyway ? I danced with Leah Gomez that night , the prettiest girl at school . ( Lucas's voice begins to break as if he's going to cry ) STEVE : ( runs to pull the tie out of washing machine . It has been bleached . The black tie now has lighter spots . ) Sorry , man.STEVE : ( pulls out a silky , black pocket square with delicate white stripes ) I took Dad's tie ... well , the parts that weren't ruined ... and made it into a pocket square . STEVE : ( shifts uncomfortably on the couch ) Oh , you're such a goody two shoes , man . ( LUCAS nods , but stays quiet ) And before he died , he told me he couldn't wait for you boys to be old enough to wear his suits and ties . I'm telling you , honey , you should go through that box because there are shirts that I think would look great on you-- STEVE : ( interrupts MOM as he walks into the kitchen , looking uncomfortable and annoyed ) Okay , Mom , okay . ( Lucas pulls a silky , black tie out of the box . It has delicate , white stripes . ) It will be perfect for Friday . Their MOM is nearby in the kitchen , preparing dinner . ] STEVE : Bro , move . You're blocking the T.V. , and move that crummy box , too . LUCAS : It's not like you haven't seen this episode a thousand times ( rolls eyes ) . You don't need to get dressed up to apply for a job at Uncle Jon's office because you'll just be doing research for clients ' cases . MOM : ( peeks her head out of the kitchen and gives STEVE a stern look ) Steve ! MOM : ( rolls her eyes ) Oh , sure , that's way more important than talking about lovely memories of your handsome father ( speaking in a sarcastic tone ) . You can have either this pasta or the leftovers from last night , but clean up afterwards . And there's nothing nerdy about looking and feeling great , especially when all the girls start giving you attention ( winks at his brother in a joking way ) . STEVE : ( turns as white as a piece of paper , gulps ) Oh , dude , I might have accidentally put it in the washing machine last night-- LUCAS : WHAT ? You've ruined it . You just don't understand , and you'll never understand . Make it short ( looks toward the ground , appearing hurt and annoyed ) . I'm sorry I ruined it . But you have to understand ( clears throat ) ... just because I don't talk about Dad that much doesn't mean I don't understand how you feel . Listen-- ( clears throat again ) I miss him , too , okay ? The older one , STEVE , is watching television , and the younger brother , LUCAS , is rummaging through an old box of clothes . Lower the volume on that television , now ! STEVE : Okay , Mom . It's not like you have much of a life anyway ( scoffs ) . Your pile of dirty