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0:00when the music kicked off and everyone started dancing I escaped to the garden for some fresh air as I sat down by the fountain inside a soft object hit me squarely in the face then someone in Black jumped down from the tree above me
0:15brought your favorite cheeseburger Meredith what are you doing here and why would you hit me with a burger wait are you dressed up like Catwoman yeah it's been my look for weeks now one it shows off my fantastic figure which is a service to humanity two every vigilante
0:30hero needs a costume and I've always found Catwoman class three vigilante hero you basically Rob people uh yeah like Robin Hood stealing from the rich and giving to the poor you steal for
0:45yourself I am the poor and what's all this you you nonsense last time I checked we were a team but sis what's taking so long with this Mission it's not that simple it's pretty simple you make this Rich dude fall for you get access to his vault steal the painting and we run off to Bora Bora are you
1:00having trouble making him fall for you maybe may he hates your eyebrows I don't know but I feel like punching you in the face every time I see your eyebrows which is basically every time I see your face shut up em everything's going fine okay but hurry up this cats suit is
1:15giving me a butt rash even though I use baby powder under it I want to put it away soon and retire on a beach in a bikini aren't you looking forward to it just take the stupid suit off you're a con artist not a cat burglar and of course I'm looking forward to it you
1:30should go before you blow my cover and thanks for the burger it's not a gift duh you're going to pay me back I've noted it in my diary see you I couldn't help laughing as I saw her clumsily climb the wall then fall over to the other side but as I turned away I felt
1:45troubled the problem wasn't about making this rich guy I had to Rob fall for me he already had the problem was I'd fallen for him too let's start from the start okay hi I'm Claire originally from Connecticut and yes you might have heard
2:00some fun words being used for me deceitful witch manipulative liar and con artist might come up none of which is an exaggeration but people change okay before I tell you my crazy story please like And subscribe my mother was born into what she always called old
2:15money which basically means her family had been Rich for a long time and their wealth was passed down Generations unfortunately it skipped Our Generation apparently my dad was extremely charming and swept mom off her feet when she was just 20 she married him against her
2:30parents' wishes and they cut her off from their wealth then to years later mom gave birth to twins dad met another woman and he abandoned us at least he left us the house in a nice neighborhood but my grandparents refused to help Mom out and said she had to live with her
2:45decisions Mom how are you feeling now like my organs are shutting down one by one so same as this morning then here's some chicken soup there's no chicken in it well you asked for chicken soup when there was no chickens in the fridge so I guess we all have to use our
3:00imaginations don't we oh the soup at my parents parents house always had chunks of chicken and big fat prawns what do life come to now I was raised as a creature of luxury I'm like that Fairytail princess who couldn't sleep because of a single pee under her
3:15mattress so you say but there's a bunch of sharp Pebbles under your mattress and you sleep like a log and snore like a bear what how could you put Pebbles I do not snore leave me to decompose please well you have to return to your
3:30waitressing job so get well soon mom sh shall not I loved Mom but she was basically a spoiled selfish child who just couldn't adapt to her change in fortunes and start acting like a freaking parent my sister Meredith and I
3:45were twins but we looked nothing alike with her soft blonde hair and big baby blues she looked like the kind of Sweet Soul who saved kittens from trees helped old people across the road and sang to birds she didn't look like she had an ounce of evil in her which wasn't true
4:00like at all but we'll come back to that later from an early age it was clear to me and Meredith that we had to be resourceful for money I started doing odd jobs for our Rich Neighbors in the eth grade like breaking their Gardens walking their dogs and babysitting their kids but Meredith was always finding
4:15more creative ways like taking stupid boys in her class on paid exclusive tours to an alien site she'd discovered in the nearby Forest I'd seen her digging up the crater where the spaceship had landed or selling youth Water to high school girls claiming
4:30she'd traveled far to the Fountain of youth over summer break and had a limited Supply they actually thought she was telling the truth because it tasted different yeah that's cuz she was filling up bottles from the neighbor's gross jacuzzi people eventually caught
4:45on and stopped buying from her and that's when she started stealing from me but whenever I'd confront her she'd throw a tantrum and deny it like I'd accused her of killing someone so the next time I hid money in my diary and made my latest entry dear diary guess
5:00what what when Mom took Meredith to the hospital for her sore throat the other day the doctors made a shocking Discovery Meredith has a rare incurable disease she only has a few more months with us we've decided not to tell her so
5:15she isn't scared and lives the rest of her short life in peace yes I'm sad but not that much because my baby sister is going to a better place and leaving me all her stuff I knew my trick had worked when Meredith came down one morning with swollen eyes when Mom asked her what was
5:30wrong she burst into tears about her incurable disease where would you get an idea like that yes Meredith please tell Mom where you got this idea from you wrote it in your wait you chubby witch
5:45you made me believe I was dying Meredith lunged at me and we went rolling all over the kitchen floor but she ended up getting grounded for a month for stealing and invading my privacy I soon started missing her at dinner time though so late one night I snuck into her room with ice cream to find her
6:00playing darts with my face as the the target I'm sorry you're stuck here but you did steal from me I know we don't have a lot right now but we'll work hard and make money in the future but the future is in the future what do I do now
6:15when I need money for mascara and gummy bears maybe we can think of some business idea Oh I thought you'd never ask she pulled out a box from under her bed full of t-shirts so you know my friend George the next door Gardener's nephew apparently he volunteers at a
6:30mental institution every weekend the owners got t-shirts made from all the patients but they refuse to wear them blah blah so now the mental place has hundreds of these lying in storage George said he can score them for me and we could have our own t-shirt range with cute things written on them look here's
6:45one I made for myself I want to go to Bora Bora but I'm Bora Bora please help me funny I'm very serious actually I'm going to live in Bora Bora one day so are we selling these t-shirts I'm in I also made one for you that'll be $10
7:00thanks money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything please help me you should pay me for wearing this Meredith didn't have the best reputation in our neighborhood or school to sell things so we decided to hit the other end of town and set up a t-shirt stall
7:15outside a private school with my salesmanship and Meredith's flirting we managed to sell quite a few on the first day we started setting up shop at different locations and one day as we were heading home Meredith suddenly said she had to pee really badly so we walked
7:30up to the closest house to ask if they'd let us use the bathroom we rang the bell but no one seemed to be home I was peeking in through the window when suddenly I turned around to see Meredith already crawling halfway through one are you crazy that's breaking and entering
7:45I'll kick in your face so hard that you'll need plastic surgery which we don't have money for if you don't want to be ugly for the rest of your life let me pee I let her go and with standing guard at the door when to my horror a car suddenly pulled into the driveway
8:00and a snoody woman stepped out hey you you girl what are you doing lurking around my house were you thinking of breaking in what no of course not I um I'm a girl scout selling cookies yeah I
8:15study in the uh Aston Bridge School for Girls oh I see it's a lovely school I know many people whose children go there sorry for my mistake I'll be happy to buy some cookies from you put me down for 20 boxes sure sure sure it's um $5 a
8:30box so that'll be $100 I'm putting your name down on my list and I'll drop them by tomorrow that's perfect sweetie here's the money I'll see you soon just then I saw meridith slip out the window and as soon as the lady went in we ran
8:45like crazy down the block and then collapsed on some grass look I took some pastries from her kitchen perfect for a spontaneous picnic that's stealing oh you're one to talk I heard the whole cookie conversation from inside you took that lady's money and you're never going to give her any cookies I was just
9:00trying to distract her before she caught your butt I didn't think she'd be dumb enough to actually give me the money I can return it look she didn't do it out of the goodness of her heart she's a rich snob who was being really rude till she thought you were someone Rich too
9:15you didn't force her to give you money at gunpoint oh Claire this has just given me the best idea you're not serious yes I am dumb people deserve to be tricked and what does $100 mean to someone who has a gold toilet seat I
9:30knew it was wrong but it was also so easy and before I knew it Meredith and I were wearing private school uniforms and hitting different neighborhoods collecting money for Girl Scout cookies that we had no intention to deliver he made $2,000 in a month but one day when
9:45we went up to a rich old lady's house she invited us in and even offered us cake as we signed her up how many boxes will that be ma'am oh none thank you you see I don't buy imaginary cookies uh
10:00what I'd heard that there were two con in Girl Scouts in town and I was ready for you I've called the police and you two will end up in a Detention Center just then there was a loud bang and the
10:15power went out in the confusion Meredith kicked the old lady and yelled run as we were sprinting down the street I suddenly noticed a nerdy looking boy my age running beside us too grinning and waving at us hey hold on who are you I'm your new neighbor Freddy I'm the one who
10:30saved you from that Old Crow what I'm so confused right now new neighbor you moved into the house next to ours why are you here I was bored and saw you girls leaving your house so I followed you for fun don't worry I won't tell anyone about your little cookie secret
10:45when I heard that old lady threatening you I went to the main circuit board and pulled out a wire with my tweezer which I always keep handy you could have been electrocuted you're either incredibly smart or exceptionally dumb my mom says
11:00the exact same thing except for for the incredibly smart part listen you geek what do you want if you think you're going to get a cut of our profits no no my parents are well off they're neurosurgeons I just want to be friends I swear I don't have any siblings and I
11:15don't know anyone here what if we say no I'll keep following you around until you say yes okay fine congratulations you got yourself two friends oh I'm so happy merry Christmas and a happy New Year and
11:30from that day on that goof really did become our best friend especially mine he was like The Sibling I never had I mean the nice sibling who did my nails and watched the channel I wanted to watch on TV without arguing he was also really generous I didn't want to take
11:45advantage of it but Meredith and Mom had no problem keeping all the gifts he was always getting us we decided to lay low with our conning activities in case the old lady had actually told the police about us but soon after we joined the 11th grade a new drama unfolded in our
12:00lives a family moved into the h huge white house across the street apparently the couple who' bought the place was loaded and they had five teenage boys finally some eligible bachelors on our street thanks my feelings aren't hurt at
12:15all oh I'm sorry I left you out sweetie maybe you'll find someone too I mean they have five boys there's a good chance one of them is gay what why would you think okay girls here's a basket of goodies for you to take over as a welcome present now go throw yourselves
12:30at those boys Meredith and I rolled our eyes but we decided there wasn't any harm in checking them out and we were welcomed by the ugliest quadruplets ever they were really sweet and really excited to see us but with their orange hair acne and buck teeth they were not a
12:45pretty sight man I feel sorry for those parents like you know Mom got one average looking kid but God Made It Up by giving her me but those parents o God decided to use copy paste on that ugly model they must have done something
13:00terrible to deserve this you are so rude oh shut up I know you're thinking the same I just have the guts to say it out loud but then a day later I just woken up when the bell rang and I open the door to find the most gorgeous boy ever standing [Music]